Political Sex

I feel like I was tricked by the headline from this story: Berlusconi blasts judges during bribery trial. You can see how disappointed I was when the story didn’t really have anything to do with a porn-style Money Shot on sexy hookers dressed like slutty judges.

This dude’s great though. He’s basically on trial three times at once right now. And he doesn’t give a fuck.

…he is charged with paying his former British lawyer David Mills $556,000 to give false testimony about his business dealings.

The prime minister is accused of paying for sex with an underage prostitute nicknamed “Ruby the Heart Stealer” and then trying to cover it up through abuse of power.

He also faces allegations of fraud in the purchase of television distribution rights bought by Mediatrade-RTI, part of his Mediaset media empire, but it is not yet decided whether the case should go to trial.

And they’re trying to get the whore/abuse of power case separated and tried in two different locations. So this guy might have to be in four different courtrooms this year? Wow, he must be pretty worried. Or… actually, he said the prosecutors on the Mill’s case “the cancer of our democracy, responsible for repeated attempts at subversion;” called the sex case “a joke” and a “trial by media.” And he’s never been convicted of any of the charges he’s faced in the past.

This is why Silvio Berlusconi The Greatest Politician in the World.

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