a little freaky…
Is it me, or does Vice President Joe Biden look a lot like the guy who plays the Devil on the show Reaper. His name is Ray Wise, he’s really good at being creepy in a smug kind of way. Did you ever watch Twin Peaks – Leland Palmer. Chills, right now, I just shook like I do when I pee sometimes, more of a shiver. Am I the only one that happens to. I’ve never been next to a guy at a urinal who shivered. I swear 30% of the time when I pee I shiver. What does that mean? If it’s bad, don’t tell me.
Speaking of bathrooms, I was in a stall at work today and I hear a guy come in, use the urinal and then walk right the hell out. There was no way the flush covered up the sound of the sink, there was not enough time. Walked right out. Everything that people touched after that guy touched it… it’s like they’re touching his penis.
Speaking of listening to people while in the stall, you can always tell when an older guy is at the urinal because you hear them walk in, unzip and… and… and… (sigh) there it is. It takes them so long to just get going. And they either sigh or let out a small grunt. It’s funny until I realize that’s going to be me someday.
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About urinating I am of the unified junk theory. I wash my hands before peeing. I know what my penis has touched all day, the inside of my pants. I do not know what my hands have touched. Also Biden does look like the devil from reaper, too funny.