a McCain family Christmas…
Tuesday, 8. December 2009
Twitter is pretty god damn awesome. And I know it is so easy to brush it off as useless, and unnecessary… and, well, it is, but in a great way. Here’s the picture for former presidential candidate Senator John McCain’s Christmas card. His chubby daughter posted it on her twitter. Does anyone really care? Fuck no, but besides an awesome amount of pornography and impersonal communication, what else is the Internet for?
The photo place wouldn’t develop my Christmas card picture; I dressed my penis up like Santa Claus, complete with little black boots, a coat and a little hat – well, not that little… hahaha, get it, I have a larger than average dick. The best part is the way we took the picture. We put the camera close to Lil’ Santa and my girlfriend was all the way on the other side of the room so she was about the same size as it, and she was leaning over so it looked like she was giving Lil’ Santa a little peck. And the card was going to say “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Cock.” What’s wrong with that? Walgreens is a bunch of prudes.
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