another loser with a book…
Monday, 14. June 2010
The one on the left – your left – is Sarah Brown. I guess she’s the wife of former British Prime Minister Gordon Brown (on your right). So, that must mean that she has something to write a book about. She’s going to call it Behind the Black Dooror something, which probably means something if you know anything about the British Prime Ministership. I can only assume there’s a black door somewhere where they live or where the Prime Minister does his Ministering. From this story:
The publisher said Monday the book would tell readers what it’s like “to shop with Special Branch (detectives)” and “cope with a bad hair day when Carla Bruni’s in town.”
Who the hell is going to read this?
Dear Diary, Carla’s in town. She’s so pretty. I wish I had hair like hers. Why couldn’t she be here yesterday when my hair looked good. Hers always looks good. I wonder what shampoos she uses…
I’d rather scratch my nose of with a toothpick than read this garbage. Maybe if she couldn’t resist the womanly wiles of Carla Bruni and they made love to each other in the Big Ben clock place, wherever, doesn’t matter. And it’s not that that would even be something I’d personally like to read about - she’s old - I just think it would make for a better book, almost readable.
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