another loser with a book: Arnold Schwarzenegger…

Thursday, 22. September 2011

Arnold Schwarzenegger is not, I repeat NOT writing a “tell all” book. But he is writing a memoir, from this story:

Tentatively titled Total Recall:My Unbelievably True Life Story, the book will discuss the breakup of his marriage to Maria Shriver in addition to his youth in Austria and his work in bodybuilding, film, and politics. A source told PEOPLE that the book will “not be a tell-all.”

Why would anyone want to read that book, besides to get a detailed breakdown of the motivation behind the character John Kimble in Kindergarten Cop. It really was a brilliant performance. And why was there no sequel, Kindergarten Cop 2nd Grade is still begging to be made.

Do you think the chick in Total Recall in the three-tits costume had sex with anyone while in costume? I like to think yes; it’d be a waste if not, just a waste.

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