another loser with a book deal…
Friday, 25. September 2009
I need to marry a chick politician or a famous broad, whatever, and then get cheated on. I’d be so ungiving, and selfish, and whatever else that would encourage her to cheat on me – which would then become a big scandal in the media… And then I’d clean up with a book deal. That’s what Jenny Sanford is doing. She’s the wife of the governor of South Carolina who was banging some chick in Argentina (which is awesome by the way, you should try it). Bravo Jenny; one appearance on Oprah and you’re golden. Look at that Phillips lady talking about doing her dad – done! Millions of books sold – if only I was so lucky. Damn you average childhood!
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The publisher says Sanford “will grapple with the universal issue of maintaining integrity and a sense of self during life’s difficult times.”
I submitted a proposal to write a book once: it was about this one difficult time in my life that I took some chick out to dinner, spent like $50 and then Nothing! not even an HJ on the drive to drop her off; and how I almost just went home, almost ended the night right then, but NO, I picked myself up and dusted myself off… I went back to the restaurant, got shitty drunk at the bar and then took our waitress home. There was a lot of self discovery on the drive back to the restaurant. The publisher said that the masses wouldn’t be able to relate, and I told them I was fine with that because I wouldn’t want losers reading it anyway, but I guess they’re all about the money, not the message. Boy, what’s happened to this country, right? A shame, just a shame…
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