awesome and ugly…

Tuesday, 28. July 2009

Awesome… Prostitute in Silvio Berlusconi sex scandal says Italy PM offered her European Parliament seat.

Silvio-Berlusconi

I love Silvio Berlusconi so much. Not in a gay way; I wish I was his apprentice, I’d make him so god damned proud of me. Here’s that story. And here’s the prostitute…

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Well done master. I told a chick I was a Moto-Cross racer once. She was really into me (whore!) until she asked me what size bike I rode, and I said all sultry-like, “A Big One.” And then she said ‘No, Seriously.’ And I said, “No… Seriously.” She still went home with me, but not because she thought I was a big time X-Games athlete. I think she was going through her some personal issues and just needed to take her mind off things with a night of kick-ass boot-knockin’ Ewwwweeeeeee!

Ugly… from last May; Lingerie model Noemi Letizia looks to run for Italian parliament with help from Silvio Berlusconi

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Not hot. This is the chick that sparked master’s divorce. Eh, whatever. Play on player. She looks terrible in this picture. Maybe it’s the picture, it looks like someone photoshopped the lower half of her and blew it up to twice it’s size. There are some pictures of her looking hot here.

Related posts:

  1. just to rub in how awesome his life is, another hot Berlusconi girlfriend…
  2. the Berlusconi underage whore trial is going to be awesome…
  3. women want him, and men want to beat him up…
  4. suing? that’s not cool…
  5. money, power, awesome…

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