Political Sex

God damn, it would be great to be Mark Sanford right now. In January this guy is completely free. He can do whatever he wants; he terms out as governor of South Carolina - so no A-Hole constituents; and his wife has now filed for divorce – so no A-Hole wife. Kick ass, bud!

For those who don’t know, this is the guy who went missing and ended up being in Argentina with some hot Argentinian chick he’s been bangin’ for a while. I know, fantastic.

I’m excited for him. I really hope he takes the guy-road and not the pussy-ass-road. Allow me to expand on that a bit:

Guy-Road: Go on a three-year South American tour and bang every willing hot Latin chick you can get… which would be substantial because he’s rich.

Pussy-Ass-Road: Stay in South Carolina – “for the kids” – and fall back into some three-year bull-shit religious reformation, get into a relationship with some poor church lady, and then cheat on her with the maid… What? I didn’t say the maid was Hispanic; that’s all you, racist.

Related posts:

1. god damn I hate Jenny Sanford so much…
2. good god, why won’t she just go away…
3. out in January either way…
4. who the ‘F’ cares what you think…
5. might as well…