Political Sex

That’s the old video of Karl Rove (MC Rove) at some dinner a few years ago; whatever, doesn’t matter; just came to mind when I saw that he is now divorced from his wife Darby. Darby? That’s a stupid name.

From Politico:

“Karl Rove and his wife, Darby, were granted a divorce last week,”said family spokeswoman Dana Perino, who was Bush’s press secretary. “The couple came to the decision mutually and amicably, and they maintain a close relationship and a strong friendship. There will be no further comment, and the family requests that its privacy be respected.”

That’s right ladies, look out! And I joke, but the sad thing is that this troll is probably a hot piece of ass in the conservative world. I imagine all the 40-something conservative hags whose husbands left them for younger conservative (but sexually liberal; COUGH anal COUGH) hags are crawling over each other to get to him… but not all make it: a few discover in the commotion something they realize they’ve always known, they’re lesbians. THE END.

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