Political Sex

Dude, the French are pretty serious about seeing skin. Sarkozy wants to ban burqas in general, and now a woman was not allowed into a public pool in Paris wearing a Burqini. First of all, I take offense to the “-ini” reference. There is nothing “-ini” about it. But. It’s kind of hot. Is that weird? Maybe I’ve seen so much god damn skin from all the slutty ‘Western’ chicks… not to mention all the porn and women I’ve bedded down; I’m intrigue by the mystery that lies beneath the Burqini. I’m pretty sure what you’d find under a burqini is the same thing under a bikini, but you can’t tell by just looking. I must know! This is killing me.

That’s it. I need to find and seduce a chick wearing a burqini. And they’re fairly modest people that wear these burqinis, so I may be in for a long courting process. That’s without sex mind you. But it will be all worth it on the wedding night, when I peel away the layers to finally see what lies beneath the burqini. I must let you know, though, when I find out… I’ll never tell. Ha, F that, I’d be braggin’ to all the homies.

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