Political Sex

Supposedly that’s a picture from the live feed from that company who ruined the Gulf of Mexico – named British Petroleum or BP as they’re known on the streets.

And, don’t any of you puck-asses think you’re using Top Kill as a band name. I call it. No, I’m not in a band… No, I don’t play an instrument… No, I don’t sing… What’re you the band name police; get off my back, jerk. I don’t need to be a musician, Top Kill’s first album goes Gold with the name of the band alone, and with the name of the album as Plugs Your Leaky Hole. I could hum the theme from Super Mario Bros. and it would go Platinum. From this story:

The “top kill” effort, launched Wednesday afternoon by industry and government engineers, had pumped enough drilling fluid to block oil and gas spewing from the well, [U.S. Coast Guard Adm. Thad] Allen said.

Well, I guess BP came out heroes after all. Well done BP, well done. Now it’s up to those good-for-nothing environmentalists to get off their asses and clean up the Gulf… yeah, good luck (you’re gonna need it, it’s really messed up, yo).

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