This is a great idea. And the British can go fuck themselves if they’re offended. Some marketing firm in China put a Princess Diana look-a-like (sort-of, they made Diana a lot hotter) in a lingerie ad, for a line of lingerie called, “Diana.” I’m really into the idea of a Princess in her underwear playing the cello, but I’m a little creeped out by the small child in the room. But hey, she’s the Princess, so if that’s how her majesty wants it to go down… Aaassss youuuu wiiiishhhhh…

This is the sign people see when driving into some city somewhere where there are very religious people, Jewish or something; whatever, what matters is that they want anyone visiting their area to also dress like a bunch of prudes. Who cares; I have a similar message on my favorite T-Shirt that says, “No Fat Chicks.”

News? No it’s not news, they probably had that sign forever. But then some chick – named Jessica Pantalemon – stopped in their town with this ass on her…

Ta-Da! News. The story isn’t even interesting but so I give someone credit, here it is…

This photoshopped picture is the cover of a book written by Senator John McCain’s much-chubbier-in-real-life daughter - named Meghan McCain. As you can see it’s called Dirty Sexy Politics. I guess it’s about being on the campaign trail with her dad or something. Read it. Don’t Read. Who cares? But you probably shouldn’t read it. That’s just my opinion, and I seriously have nothing better to do… at all. And I still would never read this book.

Why am I so exhausted? I’m actually, physically drained just thinking about this cover having pages under it, with words on them; imagine reading those words. Ugh. I have absolutely nothing else to say about this. I need a nap.

Here’s a video of her talking to someone about having sex with Sarah Palin or something, I didn’t watch it.

John Cusack seems like a like-able enough guy, but what the hell would I know about it. He felt like being a little political, or something, so like all the other douche-bag celebrities who take to the twitter to express themselves he tweets this on Sunday:

I AM FOR A SATANIC DEATH CULT CENTER AT FOX NEWS HQ AND OUTSIDE THE OFFICES ORDICK ARMEYAND NEWT GINGRICH-and all the GOP WELFARE FREAKS

Why is everything ALL CAPS EXCEPT FOR ‘and all the,’ weird. Was he holding the Shift button down while typing or did he have Caps Lock on, and then take it off for a few words and then put it back on. As of the 31st, he’s still tweeting about this crap; the worst thing you can do is give a celebrity relevance… He posted these drunken slurs:

hope twipolice tell me what’ sok comming out myown little twi-feed….no jokes no CAPS– no tonaly quesytionabe insights into politcis

i want to be a good boy for them all– did i miss something? any other rules i should follow?

ummm.. was sbeing sarcastic about the rules- i’m irish — dont do well with arbitrary authority

I only have one thing to say to John Cusack… When are you going to make a sequel to Grosse Point Blank, I found that movie incredibly charming.

“Oh yeah… Whore!”

I love Iran. They were about to stone some chick they say committed adultery, whatever; a bunch a people from around the world got pissed about it, so now they’ll probably just hang her – those softies. Well, French First Lady Carla Bruni came out (he-he) in support of this woman and in response to that Iran comes back with, “Whore.” From this story:

Iran’s hardline media have called French first lady Carla Bruni a “prostitute” after she expressed strong support for an Iranian woman facing death by stoning for adultery.

It’s fun watching these countries come into their own; like little kids trying to figure out how to deal with people who disagree with them. Iran seems to be in the name calling stage. They might as well have called her a ‘doo-doo head.’

I take personal offense to this – because like every other straight guy in the world, I would love to have sex with her – and so my response to Iran is, “What’s it like to have such a small dick?” Yeah. Face. Moded. High-five.