Political Sex

My fine Governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger – you may remember him from the movie Jingle All The Way, is celebrating Cinco De Mayo today of all days (estoy bromeando); seriously, with all this boycotting Arizona for being racist stuff going on, maybe Arnold shouldn’t have a group of Mexican men performing for a bunch of white people. So insensitive… Not in the picture, Arnold’s new Lt. Governor Abel Maldonado (who was raised by Mexican immigrants)… when asked where he was, Arnold told me Abel was in the kitchen washing dishes.

Necesito una quinta parte de tequila.

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