clubbin’ Obama style…

Thursday, 22. April 2010

Chinese entrepreneurs are opening an Obama themed night club, from this story:

A nightclub named after the American president, the Obama Entertainment Club, opens Monday in Shanghai, China. Details about how exactly the club is Obama-themed still are scarce, though promotional materials found by the blog Shanghaiist tout that the club “will bring international glamour, excitement and refined luxury to the Shanghai entertainment scene.”

Oh man! I wish I was a tall, good-looking black man. If you are, get over to China when this club opens - if you’re into Chinese chicks – and you’ll get more hot Chinese ass than you could ever imagine. I’ve never been to China, but drunk chicks are drunk chicks, and drunks chicks are stupid sluts who’ll have sex with someone just because the idea of it seems good.

Like this one time I told this drunk chick I was a professional snowboarder and skateboarder. She asked me my name, and I said Shawn Hawk. She said, oh yeah, you’re good. And I said, you bet your ass I’m good. And were about to go do it when Shawn White and Tony Hawk walked in… I know, what are the odds! Not that she wasn’t still down – slut – but I really wanted to hang out with Shawn White and Tony Hawk.

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