damn, I want Nikki Haley so bad right now…
Thursday, 3. June 2010
This chick is running for some office where she’ll be the first chick who does whatever, doesn’t matter, what matters is that she’s down to fuck… allegedly (Does that make it so it’s not libel? That’s stupid; all I have to do is put allegedly after something and I can say whatever I want… uh, actually that’s not stupid at all, that’s Awesome. So I could say she likes to masturbate with rabbit corpses while dwarfs dressed like ninjas throw rotten tomatoes at her, allegedly. Sweet).
Her name is Nikki Haley – of course it is, anyone named Nikki is ready to go - and from this story:
A South Carolina lobbyist resigned from a rival political campaign on Wednesday and then became the second man to claim he had a tryst with a Republican lawmaker trying to become the state’s first female governor.
Lobbyist Larry Marchant admitted he had no proof to back up his allegation of a one-night stand with state Rep. Nikki Haley in 2008 and her campaign vehemently denied the allegation.
Of course people on her side are saying the accusations are 100% wrong, and that people just don’t want a chick doing… what was it, I really wasn’t paying attention, I can’t imagine why it would matter anyway. Really? Some guy quits his job and ruins his career because they don’t want her to be a politician. Right… Or maybe women want sex as much as men – at least they do when they’re with me so I assume that’s the way it is for everyone. And how dare her side with their double standard… What!? Women can’t be whore-monger politicians too? Outrageous. I am personally offended on behalf of all women. Also on behalf of all women I think we should all kiss with tongue whenever we meet up… but only if we’re both hot.
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