salahis

(Ha, look a Joe Biden. What a tool…)

You got to have gigantic balls to do what these two bastards did. I know this is old news, but I just needed to say I fucking love the Salahis. Party crashing the White House? Damn. I get nervous going to a get-togther at a friend-of-a-friend’s house. But that’s because I project a legitimate Alpha male vibe, and some dudes just can’t resist the opportunity to go toe-to-toe with the likes of me. Of course I cut them down quick with some coolest-guy-in-the-room type snappy retorts. Could I take them? Probably, but that’s not why I’m there. I just want to have a good time… and bang their girlfriends in the bathroom while they’re in the kitchen telling my friend about how I’m actually a pretty nice guy.

Here’s the story in case you’re a complete f’n idiot and don’t already know about this… go on, click it. Is it really the story? Or something completely amazing. Don’t let me calling you an “f’n idiot” deter you from finding out. Ah… ha, you clicked it didn’t you. Idiot.

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