Political Sex

What would The Greatest Politician in the World do to escape all the trouble he seems to be in, from this story:

Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi underwent jaw and dental surgery for four hours Monday to repair damage suffered when a man hurled a statuette at him in 2009.

The 74-year-old Berlusconi was operated on with general anesthesia in Milan, said a statement from his office that quoted his personal doctor, Alberto Zangrillo.

Hmm, that sounds suspect to me; four hour dental surgery? Sounds like plenty of time to have a full face-switch-off-like-the-movie-Face-Off surgery and escape the country… but not before shaming his foes, and rescuing Ruby the Heartbreaker. Or he just had his teeth fixed. What am I, the old whore-monger police?

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