does anybody even care…
This is the picture I use when talking about peace and President Obama (in case you were wondering, which you probably weren’t, so all this was a waste of time, oh well).
Obama accepted the Nobel Peace prize, today or yesterday or fairly recently, and talked about the necessity of war. That’s funny. This is also funny:
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“I am at the beginning, and not the end, of my labors on the world stage,” the president said. “Compared to some of the giants of history who have received this prize … my accomplishments are slight.”
He knows he doesn’t deserve it. But that’s over a million dollars in the bank for him, so suck on that suckas. It reminds me of the dude in high school that gets picked by everyone to be The Most Likely To Succeed. He seems smart, got good grades, but there’s a solid chance he’s going to get way too into drugs and alcohol in college – because he didn’t do any of that in high school – and he’ll probably knock up the first drunk chick that let’s him bang her and he can’t put on a condom wasted because he’s never put one on sober. He may not drop out of college, but I don’t think that’s what all the alcoholic-drug-addict-slut losers who majored in business and now make bank had in mind when they thought about The Most Likely To Succeed. I was selected Most Awesome. Yes I was! Fuckin’ prove I wasn’t then. No, I don’t have a copy of my yearbook, it was stolen. No, I don’t keep in touch with anyone in high school who could let me borrow it. Why do you want to prove wrong? Damn it, just let me have this one…
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