don’t hike there stupid…
Iran says these three Americans are spies… probably not, but how the hell would I know. They could be spies. They might be the greatest spies in the history of spydom. I would be highly disappointed if that were the case. Spies should be cool, and not smell bad. I just assume they smell terrible, and like their own stink because it’s natural. From this story:
- Shane Bauer, 27, Sarah Shourd, 31, and Josh Fattal, 27, were arrested in July as they walked through mountainous terrain between the Iraqi and Iranian Kurdish areas where the border is not clearly marked.
- “The three are charged with espionage,” the Tehran general prosecutor, Abbas Jafari Dolatabadi, was quoted as saying. “Investigations continue into the three detained Americans in Iran.”
The chick one might be kind of hot with a little make up and deodorant (alright, a lot of deodorant). And I’m sure one or both of those douche bags was hittin’ it, I didn’t really get into the details of these idiots lives. Three Americans hiking along the border of Iraq and Iran would be like my white-ass walking along the border of the worst part of Oakland and a pack of blood hungry bears with a sign around my neck that says ‘I Hate Black People… and Bears.’
Future Political Sex post to watch for – three losers with a book…Yeah, don’t worry, they’ll most likely be released and then have the chance to be famous authors – unless they continue their aversion to deodorant. Just use it! No one likes your stupid natural smell. Fuck!
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