Political Sex

Vermont is now letting same-sex couples make the worst decision of their lives. Take it from me, I’m a Domestic Partner… with my lady, sorry fellas. It’s a sweet deal. It’s a commitment, so it gets them off your back (insert gay joke here); and if you want to end it, all you have to do is go to the courthouse and say ‘I’m done” and then sign a piece of paper… then the Player can start playin’; or get wasted and settle for the fat-ugly chick I’ve been making eyes at all night just in case it had to come down to that.

Here’s a story of two guys who through it all, are still together, only now it’s going to cost a lot of money if they ever decide they don’t want to be together anymore; although, I used to watch Six Feet Under and the gay characters that were played by straight guys allowed their partners to sleep with whoever they wanted; so maybe that is the secret to true happiness in a marriage: be married, but bang whoever you want. Ah, don’t you just love when romance is in the air.

*And just a stupid side note – how I really feel - Any two people should be able to join in a legally binding contract. I could marry a 64-year-old retarded chick for her Medicare check, but I couldn’t marry my guy roommate if it made personal and financial sense… Bleh, whatever.

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