former president Bill Clinton whoring self out…
Thursday, 13. May 2010
Oh yeah… it’s come to this. The Clintons are as desperate as a 15-year-old Russian runaway – time to get a-whorin’… That’s right Hillary Clinton ran for president, and she ran hard and ran rough and ran up a huge debt. The answer, she puts her bottom-bitch on the corner and says don’t come back until you’ve got my money… Yes, I just called a former president his wife’s bottom-bitch. From this story:
[Bill Clinton] is raffling himself. In an e-mail sent to millions of people who supported Hillary Clinton’s White House campaign, the former President asks: “How would you like the chance to come up to New York and spend the day with me?” For those who would like the One-Day-With-Bill prize, an online donation of as little as $5 will buy them the chance.
Hahaha. These mother-fuckers are so god-damn rich it makes me want to become their daughter’s best guy-friend who convinces her that her husband is treating her wrong and probably cheating on her, and then we’ll get drunk one night on margaritas and after a good cry we’ll end up hugging and then we’ll look in each other’s eyes, and then it will just happen… sex - but of course I’ll have a camera recording the whole thing; which give me options: option one, she leaves her husband for me and I become the biggest mooch of a husband that I possibly can; option two, she doesn’t leave her husband and I sell the sex-tape to the highest bidder, with a percentage on sales of course. What was I talking about? How the fuck would I know how the Clinton’s are going to pay off their debts? I’m banging Chelsea over here, leave me alone… and shut the door, if you want to watch you’ll have to buy the tape.
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