Political Sex

You’re probably not going to read President George W. Bush’s book, Decision Points, and why would you, and you don’t have to: you’ll hear everything you need to know about it from the media. They find the controversial stuff, they’ll find the heart-warming stuff; they’ll fact check him, prove him a liar, prove him misunderstood, prove that no one really cares… I guess you have to write a book if you were a president, whatever – if I were him I’d write it in comic book form (or ‘graphic novel’ for all of you who don’t think you’re a comic book geek). F’ it, right? If everyone thought I was an idiot, I’d play it up – he’d sell three times as many copies.

Just working it out: Decision Points; points about a decision; a decision that points to something; pointing is rude… no wait, penises have points, decisions can be hard, so the title of his book can be deciphered as: Hard Penis… suck it.

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