god damn I hate Jenny Sanford so much…
Friday, 14. May 2010
This chick’s the reason why guys cheat on their girlfriends… so it’s no surprise that her husband cheated on her with some hot Argentinian chick. If you don’t know, and why should you, this is Jenny Sanford. She divorced her Governor-of-South-Carolina-Mark-Sanford husband. Then she went on TV talk shows because she’s brave for some reason, and then she wrote a book because of being this type of brave woman. I’m still not sure how getting cheated on makes you brave – I’ve actually been doing research on the subject; I’ve been dating girls all romantic-like and then dumping their asses, after which I ask How do you feel? Brave? The data is so far inconclusive. Anyway, now this from this story:
Divorced former South Carolina first lady Jenny Sanford confirms that she’s dating a Georgia businessman whose coastal vacation home is a few doors down from hers.
Holy fuck! This is awful, just awful. You know she and every chick out there is thinking “Oh, this is just like those stupid fucking chick flicks I like.” No, it’s not, that’s not how stuff actually happens. This guy knows how rich she is, he sees that she’s been betrayed, and thinks, I bet I could totally nail that. And you know what, because you know this loser with a book watches chick flicks, he’s right, what an easy target. One walk down the beach at sunset talking about what she’s interested in and bada-bing-bada-boom.
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