god damn people are stupid, and so is Hank Williams Jr….
Tuesday, 4. October 2011
Hank Williams Jr. is a country singer (I think). You’d definitely recognize his voice from the Monday Night Football intro; ESPN has now pulled him from the MNF broadcast because he went on Fox News Channel – acting like that guy at the bar who you just wish would shut the fuck up so you could enjoy your cocktail after a long day at work – and made an analogy about two people hanging out together that would never hang out together, Hitler and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, to illustrate how absurd it was to him that President Barack Obama played golf with Speaker John Boehner, a Republican who has been in charge of putting sand in Obama’s presidential vagina.
From ESPN: “While Hank Williams Jr. is not an ESPN employee, we recognize he is closely linked to our company through the opening to Monday Night Football. We are extremely disappointed with his comments, and as a result have decided to pull the open from tonight’s telecast.”
And from Hank:
“Some of us have strong opinions and are often misunderstood. My analogy was extreme – but it was to make a point. I was simply trying to explain how stupid it seemed to me – how ludicrous that pairing was. They’re polar opposites and it made no sense. They don’t see eye-to-eye and never will. I have always respected the office of the President.”
*Walks up to a podium dressed in a tuxedo, thoroughly clears throat, puts hand under shirt, cups armpit, flaps arm, and makes farting noises for a minute-and-twenty-two seconds.
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