Political Sex

Hooker-Booker. Awesome.

Cory Update, Hooker-Booker at large. ‘ah, yes, I’d like you to meet Hooker-Booker Cory Update.’ ‘Cory Update, HB. At your service.’

(Blogger’s choice: Ashley Dupre, hotter than the Hooker-Booker)

Yes, the Elliot Spitzer dealy is still going on. The Hooker-Booker for the Emperor’s Club where Spitzer got his whores, Tameka Lewis (her name doesn’t matter because no one will remember it; they’ll remember Hooker-Booker though) has been cooperating in a federal probe on the Club and said Spitzer had many whores…

Feds: Many whores?

Hooker-Booker: Oh yes, many!

Feds: Would you say he had a plethora of whores?

Hooker-Booker: A what?

Feds: A “plethora”.

Hooker-Booker: Oh yes, he had a plethora.

Feds: Hooker-Booker, what is a plethora?

Hooker-Booker: Why?

Feds: Well, you told us he had a plethora. And we just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he had a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.

Hooker-Booker: Forgive me. I know that I, Hooker-Booker, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?

Spitzer’s club alias was Client 9 – has anyone made that their band’s name, Client Number Nine? I call dibs. We are Client Number Nine!!!

That’s not a great picture of Ashley Dupre - one of Spitzer’s whores who got famous for about a week - but I think the guy with her has ‘WAZ UP HATERS’ on his T-Shirt. I guess it could be ‘WAZ UP HALIBUT’, and if it is, then I don’t get it at all. Waz up halibut? Well, that’s just stupid.

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