I guess there’s an election for who’s going to be the next governor of New Jersey… (shrug) I know, who cares, right. But of course the Political Sex offices were all a-buzz at the opportunity to talk about fat people came up. When a fat person is involved, a non-story like the New Jersey gubernatorial race becomes newsworthy. That ad is from the incumbent (that means the person who already holds the office) Governor Jon Corzine about the fat challenger – named Chris Christie – and how fat he is… Or at least that’s what everyone is saying; like this Corzine schmuck came up with the phrase about people throwing their weight around. I’m sure there’s other stuff too, I don’t really care enough to check.

Christie went on Don Imus’ radio show and made fun of himself for being fat. Which, as a fat person, is his only play here. I guess he could have said he has a glandular problem, but no one likes fat people who say that, whether it’s true or not. And 99.9% of the time it’s not, from this story:

  • Christie also told radio personality Don Imus he’ll be “a big, fat winner” on Election Day.

I get a little sad when fat people make fun of themselves to differ ridicule, because you know they probably get really depressed every time they look at their fat bodies in the mirror… but it’s not like a real sad; it’s like how I feel sad when I see a family on the side of a highway, car broken down in the middle of nowhere. I’m in no way affected, at all. But I do feel a little sad for them. Stop and help? What! You do?

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