hahahahahahahahahahah, awesome…

Some guy in Minnesota was arrested after throwing tomatoes at Sarah Palin when she was at some book signing crap. And the worst part for this guy, from this story:
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Neither tomato came close hitting the former 2008 Republican vice presidential nominee, but did hit a police officer in the face, the station reported.
Damn, if you’re going to risk going to jail for throwing tomatoes at someone – hit that person, and if you don’t hit that person… now pay attention, if you don’t hit that person, whatever you do, don’t hit a cop in the face with a tomato. They hate that, seriously, they do not like that… at all. Trust me. But you know who does like that: a hooker dressed like a cop who you’ve paid to like it… Keep smiling, bitch (whap!) You don’t get paid if you stop smiling (whap!) Call me your Mr. Tomato Man, good (whap!) Now, who would win in a fight, me or that punk-ass Mr. Potato Man (whap!) You’re god damn right I would (whap!). Ha, hookers will do anything for money. That’s why they’re so great.
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