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The headline is: Call for ’sex strike’ in Gabon if man wins poll. And all I can think is, Bitches Man! What the hell. But then I read the story:

  • Gabon’s MEN should go on a “sex strike” if a MAN wins this weekend’s presidential poll, an opposition leader said Tuesday, saying the country needs a woman as leader.

Oh no! It’s happened, we’ve joked about it since we were kids, but I never thought it could actually happened; Opposite Day! I immediately grabbed onto something bolted to the ground because gravity was bound to reverse at any second… Wait a second, what’s the opposite of having sex with one woman? Is it having sex with every woman in the world except that one woman, wow – I know there are a lot of ugly chicks out there, but a small price to pay, I mean I’m not having sex with Megan Fox right now, so… oh my god, Opposite Day! Opposite Day is here!

I don’t know if the opposite of helium balloons are uninflated balloons, but I thought a bunch of turds hanging from strings wouldn’t be the best PR move for the website. And I couldn’t keep the turds from falling off the strings, any ideas?

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