hire Bristol Palin to talk about sex…

Tuesday, 18. May 2010

This is fantastic, you can now hire this 19-year-old piece of ass to talk about sex. That’s not-even-close-to-becoming-Vice-President Sarah Palin’s slutty daughter who got all knocked up during her mother’s run with Senator John McCain. From this story:

Bristol Palin, 19, is listed on the speaking group’s website as available for conferences, fundraisers, special events and holidays, as well as women’s, youth, abstinence and “pro-life” programs.

What a fantastic example for young ladies of why not to have sex: ‘So let me get this straight, you had sex…’ ”Uh-huh…” ’Got pregnant…’ “That’s right…” ’And now you’re famous and make thousands of dollars to talk about sex….’ “Yep…” ‘Ah, Lucky! I do all that for free…’ “I know, it’s pretty awesome.”

There are thousands of teenage sluts getting knocked up every day, and no one wants to hear from any of them… especially not the guys who got them pregnant, trust me. But because her mom is a famously-failed politician, Bristol is able to make a couple bucks talking about her whorish ways. Whatever, get it if you can. Check out her bio on the speaker booking thing’s website:

Bristol Palin, Sarah Palin’s oldest daughter, took the country by storm practically overnight when she was introduced to Americans during the 2008 presidential campaign. Her teen pregnancy and the birth of her son Tripp, resulted in millions of Americans discussing the issues surrounding teen pregnancy. Bristol has since gone on to become a Teen Ambassador for the Candie’s Foundation, and speaks about pregnancy prevention, abstinence, faith and life. She recently appeared on the ABC drama “The Secret Life of the American Teenager” and is working on her first book.

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