hot wives are exhausting…
I’d imagine the pressures of being a 54-year-old French president with a hot-young wife are up there on the pressure scale… and not because of the country part, but the hot wife deal has to take it out of you. Look at poor Nicolas Sarkozy – trying to keep his stamina up by jogging – all passed out like a sucka’. He must have had a rough night before this, maybe performance issues? “I swear baby, this has never happened before” “Uh, huh.” “No, really, come on, I’m the F’n president of France, I’ve got a lot of stress.” “Whatever, Obama’s wife always seems to have a smile on HER face.” “I’ll start running again, I just need to get my blood flowing.”
I think I’m safe when I say stuff like that about people who have super secret spy assassins, I’m way the hell over here, with “International Incident” protection; and he’s not going to risk anything to take a chump like me out… but if I was this French reporter, I’d be nervous:
- Piotr Moszynski, a journalist, told France Info radio that he saw the French leader running with his bodyguards… ”He looked really tired and was almost dragging his feet,” Moszynski said. “I said to myself ‘if he wants to show off, it wasn’t very effective.’”
If he wants to show off. Ha. ‘Whoa! Nice track suit Grandpa… Careful, if the ladies see you hobbling by, they may not be able to help themselves. You might need more security. Yeah, man. Hey, is that Brad Pitt. Oh yeah, I think… oh, no, no… it’s some old guy.’ For some reason, in my head, Piotr Moszynski sounds like Cheech Marin.
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