Political Sex

One of these guys is Mike Benoit and the other is Ray Lutz and they’re both complete F’n idiots. They’re running against some incumbent Congressman – named Duncan Hunter - in California and because they want to have a series of debates now, but Hunter says go F yourself we’ll just have the one already scheduled in October, you dumb bitches. (I added the ‘already’) So these whiny little bitches go on a hunger strike. From this story:

But unlike the Irish Republicans who died of starvation after hunger strikes protesting British rule in the 1980s, Lutz will only go so far. “I don’t want to die – going to a debate with Duncan Hunter is not important enough for me to die,” he told POLITICO on Tuesday.

I’m not sure if he knows what a strike is… Can you imagine a worker strike where the head of the union says, “We’re striking, but only for so long, you know, as long as we don’t have to strike so long that it affects us in any way.” Well, I bet you can imagine that because you can imagine anything you want to; like right now I’m imagining a three-way with Megan Fox and a Unicorn.

Anyone who threatens a hunger strike better be willing to go all the way. If not, don’t waste our god damn time.

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