Political Sex

I’ll be damned if a Tom Cruise movie becomes the basis for the future. Although, the producers did hire futurists to make the time the Minority Report took place as realistic as possible. But why did Tom F’n Cruise have to be in it. And why do I care… wait. I don’t care. I think I’m supposed to hate Tom Cruise, but then I’d have to care. Hmm. Can you say, Catch 22? From this story:

Law enforcement agencies in Washington D.C. have begun to use technology that they say can predict when crimes will be committed and who will commit them, before they actually happen.

And…

The technology sifts through a database of thousands of crimes and uses algorithms and different variables, such as geographical location, criminal records and ages of previous offenders, to come up with predictions of where, when, and how a crime could possibly be committed and by who.

I was actually originally hired as one of the futurists for Minority Report, but the producers just couldn’t buy that there would be some guy named Cory who ruled the planet after finding a magical ring that made every hot chick want to have sex with him and every ugly chick do his bidding. They really had no vision. I’ll show them… You’ll see!!

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