it’s a 1776 rematch…

Friday, 4. December 2009

revolutionarywar

The United States and England will go toe-to-toe in the first round of the 2010 World Cup. I am so ready for the excuse to drink mass quantities of beer in the morning.

You know, this could be the greatest bet of all time; if the U.S. wins, we get England, and if England wins, they get the United States of America. It would be the most watched event in the history of the world. And would remain the most watched event forever, unless they approve my idea to drop 100,000 babies from a plane and only 99,999 have parachutes, but wait: a giant stork is trained to rescue the unlucky baby… but will it make it in time?

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