let’s party Rand Paul style…
Monday, 9. August 2010
This Rand Paul guy, who’s the son of that Ron Paul guy, is running for some kind of office and has said some stuff that has gotten him in the news as being some sort of asshole. Whatever. Who cares. I’ll I know is that this guy knows how to party. From GQ:
The strangest episode of Paul’s time at Baylor occurred one afternoon in 1983 (although memories about all of these events are understandably a bit hazy, so the date might be slightly off), when he and a NoZe brother paid a visit to a female student who was one of Paul’s teammates on the Baylor swim team. According to this woman, who requested anonymity because of her current job as a clinical psychologist, “He and Randy came to my house, they knocked on my door, and then they blindfolded me, tied me up, and put me in their car. They took me to their apartment and tried to force me to take bong hits. They’d been smoking pot.” After the woman refused to smoke with them, Paul and his friend put her back in their car and drove to the countryside outside of Waco, where they stopped near a creek. “They told me their god was ‘Aqua Buddha’ and that I needed to bow down and worship him,” the woman recalls. “They blindfolded me and made me bow down to ‘Aqua Buddha’ in the creek. I had to say, ‘I worship you Aqua Buddha, I worship you.’ At Baylor, there were people actively going around trying to save you and we had to go to chapel, so worshiping idols was a big no-no.”
I guess he was a part of some “secret society” called NoZe Brotherhood – and from what I can tell these were the guys that thought they were cool because they they thought they were wild and crazy, but were actually a bunch of douche bags.
Anyway, this chick says that she’s still trying to make sense of that night, and that these guys did nothing wrong… Uh, I wish I was in college in 1983; every time I tied-up, blindfolded and kidnapped chicks in college I got in trouble – but I didn’t force them to take drugs, so that could be where I took a wrong turn.
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