Political Sex

(Kim Jong Il, Kimmy for short… I bet he would hate to be called that)

So that’s what a ‘diminutive playboy’ looks like in North Korea, huh. I really don’t know much about this 5′ 3″ International Man of Mystery, except his penchant for high hair, tall shoes and nuclear weapons. Here’s a nice bio on the man men want to be and women want to be with. Here’s a bio of him from 2000. He sounds wild, all liquored up and stealing ladies from Japan… creating operas? Wow, what does that say about me; a lump liquored up and stealing ladies together, but ‘creating operas’ gets it’s own thought with a question mark.

I call dibs on writing the movie about this nut-job. I think the title should be simple, like… 5′ 3″ or Lifts. Have they made a porno spoof about him? It would make some old short Asian dude with a giant penis instantly famous. There could even be a scene with the porn chick that looks like Sarah Palin… Kim Dong Il is Im-Palin.

By-the-by, NyQuil is legit.

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