maybe the only reason a President shouldn’t marry a model…
Tuesday, 25. May 2010
As far as I know, models are perfect… in every possible way. Although my ‘perfect’ might be different from a politician’s ‘perfect’ when it comes to wives. Take Nicolas Sarkozy, the president of France, who married model Carla Bruni. She looks fantastic standing next to him – even though she makes him look like a hobbit as she towers over him, but like any guy banging a model he can tell anyone who makes fun of him for being shorter then his lady to go fuck themselves ‘I’m bangin’ a model, dude.’
But going back to my perfect versus a president’s perfect… My perfect = a sexed up, sex crazed, sex maniac who only thinks of one thing… Sex. This may cause a bit of a headache with a public official. From this story:
According to a forthcoming book obtained by ABC News, French first lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy once told U.S. counterpart Michelle Obama a story that lends a whole new meaning to the term ‘international relations.’
Bruni-Sarkozy said she and French President Nicolas Sarkozy once kept an unnamed head of state waiting while they had sex, the book says.
The book is by Jonathan Alter called ‘Obama Year One’ or something like that – people might actually read it if it’s full of First Ladies talking dirty to each other.
There’s also some old video of a young Carla Bruni on some fun TV show saying sex phrases in different languages from that book pictured above (which you can get on Amazon for like $300! What the fuck)- pretending to take it out of her purse and read naughty phrases like how to tell someone you want them to stick their finger in your butt. Which by-the-by should be fairly easy to ask for without using any language. You can see it on Gawker.com still, but it has been taken off YouTube for copyrights/France’s government doesn’t want people watching it’s First Lady saying stuff like that. I work in radio and can only imagine the greatness that would be audio of Michelle Obama saying things like that…
But, when you think about it, a young model goes on a a ‘fun’ type TV show and says some shockingly naughty things. I don’t think we would look twice if we saw that happen here on TV.
Oh, yeah, and since I can’t embed the TV show because I don’t possess the voodoo magic that Gawker has… here’s Carla Bruni’s music video.
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