Planning on cheating on your lady… Go for it -

Governor Mark Sanford from South Carolina nails some Argentinean chick for a while. He’s on a trip right now with his wife. So he’ll probably stay married, and he’ll probably stay governor… nothing really changes. Just that he could never be President – but you never know.

Now. Senator John Ensign, who was banging the wife of some guy on his staff, now confirms he will be running for re-election. And he’ll probably win, or at least he should – it’s Nevada. Did you know his parents paid the chick off – less than 100K. She could have gotten a bunch more. Sucker. Her and her husband’s career are probably over. But John will be fine – nothing really changing. And he could still become President some day.

I was in Sanford’s State – South Carolina – last week. I was expecting better accents. Oh well.

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