Political Sex

Know this name: Silvio Berlusconi… He is Italy’s Prime Minister. And he is the greatest politician of our time, not because of any policy or whatever, I actually don’t know anything about him as a politician. All I know is the dude likes to party… If I was a 72-year-old billionaire Prime Minister of a country that is filled with hot Italian women, I would have said hot Italian women all over my house too. But before you pass judgement, before you condemn this guy as a dirty politician, you have to watch this video.

This is one of the ‘hostesses’ Berlusconi would have around, Barbara Montereale. I don’t expect you to speak Italian, I don’t know what she’s talking about, and… Truth is, I don’t want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I’d like to think she’s talking about something so beautiful, it can’t be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, her voice soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free.

Tell me if you were a billionaire you wouldn’t throw a couple of bucks at that chick to hang out for dinner.

Also, how the hell is that guy 72 years old. Let’s recap; this guy’s been around for 72 years, he looks like he’s forty, and he’s a billionaire… okay, so he might be my hero now, sorry Charlie Sheen, you’ve been replaced. But don’t overreact, we went over this – you knew this day was coming. You just can’t compete with this guy… no, I know it’s not a competition… what, no, of course I still love you… it’ll be okay, and who knows, this might just be a phase I’m going through… yes, I mean it… okay, you take care of you, you take care of Charlie now.

Related posts:

1. just to rub in how awesome his life is, another hot Berlusconi girlfriend…
2. the Berlusconi underage whore trial is going to be awesome…
3. awesome and ugly…