Political Sex

This guy – named Alvin Greene – won a primary victory for some federal office with zero campaigning. Whatever; I don’t care what that says about our society. What I do care about is this, from this story:

In one interview, he suggested that the state’s economy could be improved by making and selling action figures depicting him in his uniform.

Awesome. And to really put him on top:

Greene… was arrested in November after authorities said he approached a student in a University of South Carolina computer lab, showed her obscene photos online, then talked about going to her dorm room.

And… did they go back to her room. What the hell kind of reporting is this? Gross negligence! I have been going through an internal battle over whether showing women pornography is a good way to pick them up. I would think yes. I get it that he was arrested, but come on, if I let the fear of the law stop me from picking up women I’d never get laid; women who go home with you because you tell them you have weed, or coke, or because you show them dirty pictures are really the only girls worth the effort anyway.

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