Political Sex

President Barack Obama has once again appeased the gay population by assuring them he will get rid of the Don’t Ask Don’t Tell military policy…

• “I will end ‘don’t ask-don’t tell,’” Obama said to a standing ovation from the crowd of about 3,000 at the annual dinner of the Human Rights Campaign, a gay civil rights advocacy group.

Standing ovation? Really! I’m not a big fan of all the talk about the president not coming through with anything he promised while campaigning (give the guy a little time), but COME ON; a god damn standing ovation? Unbelievable. Wasn’t he supposed to do that the day he got into office. He could have just said, ‘Don’t kick out homosexual soldiers if they come out.” Done and done. But no, the carrot on the string isn’t getting any closer. Ha, carrots dangling in front of their faces… that was actually a coincidence.

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This reminds me of this one time in college: I took a chick out a few times, and I wasn’t getting much play. I got a handy once in a while, but no real action, and I was being the perfect new boyfriend. So I said, ‘This is an outrage! It’s not fair.” And she said, “Okay, okay, I’ll go all the way, just  take me out on a nice date.” So I took her to a fancy restaurant, told her to order whatever she wanted, went for a moonlit walk, and even told her I loved her; but when we got back to her place, she said she didn’t think it was time… so I punched her in the fucking face.

I realize that was slightly uncalled-for, but it was just an analogy, so go fuck yourself if you’re offended.

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Yeah, exactly. Suck it!

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