no one really even cares…
Peace Man, dig it, yeah… People are giving the man a hard time about winning the stupid Nobel Peace Prize. How come no one was upset when he was nominated; how come no one said anything about it until he won; how come… actually that kind of fell flat. I was going for a bunch of ‘How Comes’ separated by semicolons, but I didn’t really think it through first. Oh well.
Anyway. I don’t think anyone even knew he was nominated, I don’t think anyone even knew that the Nobel Peace Prize was about to be given out. No one f’n cares about the Nobel Prize except the people who win them – because the win over a million dollars – and those who think they should (like scientists and poets).
Having to defend their pick, some Nobel people said, from this story:
“Alfred Nobel wrote that the prize should go to the person who has contributed most to the development of peace in the previous year,” Jagland said.
“Who has done more for that than Barack Obama?”
Who? I not only got two angry drunk chicks to stop fighting at a party last weekend, I even got them to make out with each other a little bit… It was awesome.
What a year this guy is having though, huh: he becomes the first black president of the United States and wins the Nobel Peace Prize… if he bangs Megan Fox in the Oval Office by the end of the year he’ll become the greatest human being who has ever lived, and who will ever live. Until the first female president wins the Nobel Prize in Physics and bangs Megan Fox in the Oval Office; that’s no contest.
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