Political Sex

This is Susan Finkelstein. Susan Finkelstein is a 43-year-old Philadelphia Phillies fan. Susan Finkelstein really wants to go see the Phillies in the World Series. Susan Finkelstein offered to have sex with someone for tickets:

• “DESPERATE BLONDE NEEDS WS TIX (Philadelphia) Diehard Phillies fan–gorgeous tall buxom blonde– in desperate need of two World Series Tickets. Price negotiable— I’m the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!”

Of course the cops ruined everything and had an undercover guy contact her, who she offered sex for tickets (which is awesome that there are women out there who would actually do that) and was arrested for prostitution. Uh… okay, she’s not that bad, I guess? But with the quickest, laziest online check I could possibly do, I see tickets are almost $600 each. Do you know what kind of tail you could get for that kind of cash… I actually don’t, which I’m a little embarrassed to say for some reason; I assume it’s better than some 43-year-old sports junkie.

That’s interesting though: why do I  think a real man would know what kind of whore you could get for $600… is that weird? Huh, oh well; something to think about while I rub up against women on the subway.

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