Political Sex

This is great news for everyone… Hymenoplasty. For centuries Arab women have been afraid to get their slut on because if there’s no evidence of a intact hymen on their wedding night (that’s the polite way of saying ‘if they don’t bleed from their vaginas’) they risk getting killed. But now, the can give it up to whomever and however many dudes they want because for a couple grand they can have their hymens back. From this story:

Now more and more [Arab women] are undergoing surgery to re-connect their hymens and hide any sign of past sexual activity. They want to ensure that blood is spilled on their wedding night sheets.

First: Gross. Second: This is fantastic. Why? Uh, hello (I say as I knock on your forehead) Anyone home? And after you punch me in the face I explain… This opens up the bangin’ pool my friends. That’s right – guys need as many chances to score as possible and it’s always great news when we add a whole new demographic. I got a dollar for the first guy to score by promising to pay for some chick’s hymenoplasty. (Disclaimer: I’m not giving anyone a dollar for anything) This is like after that Bridget Jones Diary movie when bars were flooded with chubby blond chicks who thought they could land a hot guy as their boyfriend by being clumsy, love-sick dopes. That movie saved a bunch of guys from going home alone at 2 am. And gave a bunch of taxi drivers a fare at 4 am… What now? Now you’s gots to go…

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