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New York – the state – has said a big F-U to gay people and didn’t make same-sex marriage legal, by 12 votes (which this story says is a big deal). Whatever, people are idiots and think this matters to anyone other than the people that want to marry someone of the same sex. And stop calling it Gay Marriage. That’s stupid. There are no laws that say a homosexual can’t get married; hell, two homosexual’s can actually marry one another… not that I should have to spell that out, but I’m talking about a gay man marrying a straight woman, or a gay man marrying a lesbian. Can two straight dudes marry each other; it wouldn’t be “Gay Marriage,” would it? People are stupid.

Something I actually care about talking about… I wonder if I married a lesbian if she’d let me watch her cheat on me. She’d better, I mean if she wants me buy her a new dishwasher or a mop or whatever else wives need to be wives. Ha, ha, sexist jokes are timeless. “You didn’t take the trash out, so I did it.” ‘What! You want a fuckin’ medal, make me a sandwich.’

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