Political Sex

That’s my attempt at some dynamic lead type stuff that the TV people do… OBAMA… OFF THE RECORD… ON THE HOOK… That’s pretty good, actually.

Anyway, Obama called a jackass a jackass… uh wait, it’s… Obama called Kanye West a Kanye West… hmm nope, that’s not it, let’s try… Obama called Kanye West a jackass. There it is. It’s like being color blind, I see the words Kanye West and Jackass the same. I had to have some people in the Political Sex offices help me out on that one. 

Now people are all worried about how that makes the President look. How does it make him look? Fucking awesome, that’s how. He should say stuff like this all the time. If Barrack Obama called me out to the entire world as being a jackass - and all he would have to do is watch me for 10 minutes at any moment on any weekend to justify the comment - I would never drink again, give all my money to someone, and help build houses in Costa Rica (I’ve always wanted to go there and chicks that do that ’helping people’ stuff will put out because they’ll think I care). And, actually, I wouldn’t give up drinking because I love it, and I wouldn’t give anyone my money because I don’t have any. But if I was Kanye West, that’s what I’d do.

If you don’t know, Kanye West got all wasted at the irrelevant MTV Video Music Awards and when Taylor Swift (whoever that is) got an award, West went up on stage and grabbed the microphone to tell everyone that Beyonce’s video was better. This sounds unbelievably boring. Wow, everyone esle makes this sound so important, but when I write it down it’s crazy stupid. All I care is that because of this, Comedy Central will be running the Kanye West is a Gay Fish episode.

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