oh, Carla Bruni, just shush up and look pretty…
Thursday, 25. March 2010
The hot-ass wife of the President of France, I forget his name… SharkCozy or something, who cares, that’s his wife. Did I already say that, sorry, can’t write well when that picture is right in front of me. Anyway, she actually thinks that she loves some guy who happens to be the President of France (as opposed to loving the President of France who happens to be some guy). From this story:
Ms Bruni, 42, also said that she despised media which this month published unsubstantiated rumours about the state of her marriage with the French President.
The singer-supermodel said that the “media-political world” was brutal towards Mr Sarkozy, 55. “The balance, happiness and health of my man are serious subjects. I am going through this moment of life with a lot of worry.
First, SINGER-supermodel, who the hell knew she was a singer? Maybe it’s because she could be an amazing singer and she’d still be 10-times hotter than she is talented. No one would notice.
So, what happened was that it was rumored that the President of France was banging some hot chick, and that this Carla Bruni was getting banged by some dude. I think Ms. Bruni realizes that there is no way she can sleep around on her husband with all this media following them around. So, that’s smart. Because otherwise, what other Dream-Killer chicked-out bull-shit is this bitch trying to pull.
It was reported by me that she said, “Baby, I don’t think you should be the ruler of a whole country anymore… if you love me, you won’t do it anymore.” Personally, I don’ t think my sources are 100% accurate. But you can imagine that’s probably what she said.
Now as a guy I think I know what he must be realizing, that she’s about as good as he can get… but I don’t think that’s true SharkCozy! In your head, she’s as hot as she was when you first got together (like that picture above); but that’s not what she looks like anymore. You can do better than that. Ditch her, be the President France and get some hot-mother-fuckin’ French ass!
This is what she looks like now.
Still not bad, but if she thinks she’s going to get him to leave office for that…
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