oh my god! oh my god! oh my god…
Headline: Get ready, America: Here comes Sarah Palin (With a slight spelling change that could be a great name for a sequel to Who’s Nailin’ Paylin.)
Sarah Palin will be making the book tour rounds. That is so awesome, I can’t think of anything more awesome than Sarah Palin going around the country to sign her books. You may think I’m being sarcastic, I’ve used a bit of sarcasm on Political Sex so I understand why you might be leaning that way… but I am completely serious. Can’t you already imagine all the moronic things she’s going to say; local morning TV news shows; cell phone video; stupid interviews.
It reminds me of the time when I was four and kept dumping water on the dog, and I was sent to my room. I thought I was going to be there forever. And then, just like five minutes later my mom came in and asked if I learned my lesson. I said yes, of course. And then I got some water and dumped it on that god damned dog. I don’t remember why I did it, but I know I was justified. Stupid dog…
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