Political Sex

How does this work? Does the owner of CNN just call up one of his hot blond whores reporters and say, ‘Hooo-weee, looky here you stupid [reporter], I’s got’s to say something, interview me you dumb [reporter]. Hooo-Doggie.’

So Ted Turner thinks his god is dumping millions of gallons of oil into the ocean to teach us a lesson about how we shouldn’t have off-shore drilling. O-kay? Stupid. Let’s see, to teach humans to respect the delicate ecosystem of the Gulf of Mexico, Ted Turner’s god potentially destroys the entire ecosystem of the area for decades to come. Hey, Teddy, your god’s a fuckin’ idiot.

But Ted likes nuclear energy, so his god must be okay with nuclear energy; because there’s never been a huge disaster at a nuclear power plant that destroyed the surrounding areas for decades. Or maybe there has, I don’t know, I’m sure they taught stuff like that in school, but you know what else happens in school, you get to bang hot school-girls… so there you go.

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