Political Sex

I don’t know if this is supposed to be some kind of ol’ timey joke, but either way it’s really funny. This guy – named Foster Friess (damn I want a chocolate dipped cone so bad right now) -  is a major financial backer for Rick Santorum, or I guess I need to say he’s a backer for a Super PAC that supports Santorum.

Maybe he means that if a girl holds an aspirin with their knees then you can’t have sex with her; I’m not sure when Doggie Style was invented, so it could be that Missionary was all they had back then…

And I love how the news anchor has no follow-up to that; no, ‘Are you joking?’ or even a ‘What?’ She just bails on it. That was gold right there; she has to know that something like that is going to go viral and to capitalize on it. Here’s the joke with the set up:

I get such a chuckle when these things come out. Here we have millions of our fellow Americans unemployed, we have jihadist camps being set up in Latin America, which Rick has been warning about, and people seem to be so preoccupied with sex. I think that says something about our culture. We maybe need a massive therapy session so we can concentrate on what the real issues are. And this contraceptive thing, my gosh, it’s such inexpensive. Back in my days, they used Bayer Aspirin for contraceptives. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn’t that costly.

Or maybe this guy has some kind of stake in Bayer and this was just some clever product placement; banking on some idiot kids using Bayer Aspirin when they don’t have a condom. Of course it’ll work baby, I heard it on the news.

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