It’s one thing to lose your wife to another man; it’s another thing to lose your wife to a famous rock star; it’s not even in the same fucking universe as a thing when you lose your wife to a famous rock star and they rub it in your face with softcore music video.
That is the story of 15-minutes-of-fame couple Tareq and Michaele Salahi. After using Tareq to get rich, and kind of famous by crashing a party at the White House and getting on one of those Real Housewives shows, she leaves him – without telling him – for Journey’s Neal Schon. And just in case the media didn’t pick up that story a couple month’s ago, Tareq is suing Schon:
Journey guitarist Neal Schon has been hit with a $50 million lawsuit from his girlfriend’s estranged husband.
According to the suit, the former couple was offered the chance to participate in Australia’s “Dancing with the Stars” but TV bosses rescinded their offer after learning of Michaele’s affair.
Tareq is also suing for conspiracy to defame and accuses the rocker of interfering with a contract. He is also seeking $450,000 in punitive damages. (sfgate)
Dude, Tareq, man… come on dude, just let it go. You’re looking like a chump here. You’ve got money, right? So, forget this chick, man. Go to a club, and get your picture taken by TMZ with some skanky Hollywood cocktail waitress. They love guys with money who’ve been on TV.
President Barack Obama always tries to be relatable to the public, like today when he reminded guys that women are fucking crazy. Oh, and also, if you’re a lesbian he doesn’t care if you remember or not.
This is probably the only college chick sleepover party where you can guarantee it didn’t turn into an all out girl-on-girl sex fest. (buzzfeed)
Some guy wrote an interesting book where Abraham Lincoln was fighting vampires too (I don’t know if the word “too” really works when it means handling a Civil War and freeing a race from slavery), and so of course Hollywood has to fuck it up a bit. There’s a trailer. (wwtdd)
The excuses people come up with to have a party… (chrudat)
Floyd Mayweather gets blasted on twitter for pulling a Rush Limbaugh about Jeremy Lin. (withleather)
If you google Romney, the third thing that comes up is a site called SpreadingRomney.com which has defined ‘Romney’ as verb meaning ‘To defecate in terror.’
This comes to the internet via the same people who have made people who think they’re in the know to ask everyone they meet if they’ve “googled Santorum.”
If you’re a musician, you should definitely exploit the 2012 presidential election. Why wouldn’t you? Check out this guy, who is he; Illy Ill, or something? No one knows him. So, he puts together a decent song about Barack Obama and it will get talked about, because people who like a candidate get really excited when they hear a song about them. And it doesn’t even have to be a good song. Seriously, it’s amazing how stupid people are about shit like this. And if you get children involved, forget about it, it’ll be huge; have a bunch of kids sing the refrain or whatever it’s called – and throw in a puppy and a line about Angry Birds. Fuck, I hate people.
